Straight Fuck

When two straight dudes fuck

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"

by Brosketti May 5, 2020

Fucking Bitch Lagger

A term used to describe a person with such an immensely low internet connection that they are lowered to a level that of a female dog, using "fucking' for more emphasis on their lag.

Person 1:"Man this guy is keeping us from starting our game!"
Person 2:" I know right? He's such a Fucking Bitch Lagger!!!"
Person 3:"Lets just kick his ass out of our guild He's always doing this shit!"

by Klikster January 19, 2014

not fucking hungry

The phrase when one screams when they have consumed enough food. The feeling which parents and grandparents refuse to accept as an answer.

My granny kept asking if i was still not hungry. I lost my temper and shouted that im "Not Fucking Hungry" infront of everyone else at the retirement homes

by kidstastelikechicken December 27, 2021

Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

Stand down or you will be slapped.

Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

by Vatu April 1, 2021

dumb fuck

People who think someone is interested just because you're nice to them, when in truth the only reason you talk to them is to fulfill your "one good deed" for the day! -_-

People named Ricardo...
Ricardo is a dumb fuck!

by I'm not always this mean.. October 26, 2012

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

thumb fucking

Repeatedly sending and or receiving erotic and graphic txt messages of a sexual nature

Paul: You still txting with Susan?

Peter: Hehe yeah...

Paul: Dude quit thumb fucking your girl friend and lets go.

by Cheddarbox March 31, 2009