National Online Girlfriend Day

August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.

hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl

by faybitch107492 August 1, 2021

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Bassai dai

Goofy ahh shotokan kata. It is part in the brown belt / blue belt exam. Also don't if you have low rank belts don't try it you are going to fail trust me.

Virgin white belt: Ayo, bro has a brown belt.
Chad brown belt: All I had to do is Bassai dai.

by CMI Dr. Johan Dan med OB-GYN July 18, 2023

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Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

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National Alcohol Day

October 22 get shmacked day

boy 1: let’s drink on october 22

boy 2: why?

boy1 : it’s national alcohol day

by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020

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Economic Blackout Day

Progressive set-up to blame Trump for the stock market crash.

Hym "So, we're just going to pretend they didn't set up an economic blackout day that same day? They serious just did that just there, didn't they? They are actively trying to make it look like he has schizophrenia- I mean, make it look like he's to blame."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

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