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Make Fun of Josh Day

On the 11th of October anyone named Josh can be made fun of mercilessly without repercussions.
PSA: Tomorrow is Make Fun of Josh day. Everyone is required to bully Josh in UCI Gen or face legal ramifications for not adhering to the tradition.
by AmogusBalls October 8, 2023
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National Kick a Super-Senior Day

December 20 - Kick any and all super seniors you know (People who act like one count)
Super Senior Behaviors include chasing Freshmen, Asking where their hug at, and general debauchery including being a furry
National Kick a Super-Senior Day
by DisNut December 19, 2024
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National lick day!

U can lick their face arm any part of their body and they can’t get mad
National lick day! You have to lick at least 3 people for u to win
by Avery Finch/ Tyrone White April 11, 2019
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National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch
National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april
by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019
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St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.
by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025
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in the coming days

prog will moon in the coming days
by progchamp December 8, 2021
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National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time
Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day
by Pp boi 456 October 3, 2020
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