Administrative Wank

A wank whose motivation is not related to being horny, used to go to sleep, stave boredom or relieve stress

After a hard day's work, nothing relaxes me more than an administrative wank!

by Hipernova8 March 27, 2024

whirly wank

wanking whilst spinning in a circle. a swegway can also be used to accomplish this task. gender doesn't matter this is fun for the whole family

kyle "shit i walked in on Fred having a whirly wank."

billy "yea but was he on a swegway?"

by i love the EDL April 18, 2018

soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019

Gang wank

Everyone gets in a circle putting one hand on the person to your lefts dick and using your right to beat your meat everyone finishes into a cup and the last to finish has to drink it

Why did you do last night?

I had a gang wank with jack and leo

by Azsw January 2, 2020

Fury wank

When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants

Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank

by Barry charver October 10, 2021

Wank and dank

Getting high and having sex

Tyrone asked Jamal what he’s been doing lately and tyron said just wank and dank

by Yeye ass haircut January 29, 2021

Pretzel wank

An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel

1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?

by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017