2.0 (two point oh)

A new better version of something

2.0 (two point oh)

web 2.0 - the new format/level for websites.
BMX 2.0 - the new type of large wheeled BMX bikes
Fashion 2.0 - the next new look

by The real Freakomatic July 17, 2009

Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

by slipsheet December 13, 2004

two days and a wake up

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

by Flash Freak 342 March 6, 2016

tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.

Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.

by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010

Two can play at that game

Real meaning: when someone does harm to you, you can do the same to them.

Rick: So, Mike stole Shelly from me; Well, two can play at that game!

by Fruityogos January 11, 2011

Two pretty best friends

A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!

Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!

by Goth goblin November 30, 2020