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sweater day

A day where everything has gone to shit so much, you just go home, put on a giant sweater and drink alone.
"How was work?"

"..."

"Sweater day, huh?
by Firm Handshake July 23, 2014
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The Day Adjuster

Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.
"My whole week has sucked but I just had The Day Adjuster. Let's make up for lost time".
by JRLL October 4, 2014
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Valentine's Day

The worst holiday known to single people and men in general. Also known as Single's Awareness Day
I always dread Valentine's Day because I am still single.
by GermanBob1776 January 29, 2015
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Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey, are you down to fuck?
Girl: I could make an exception. I mean, it IS Valentine's Day...
by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015
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valentine's day

Single's Awareness Day
person one: happy valentine's day
person two: i hate being single
by sebi-swimmer February 14, 2015
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squirrel day

A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
by viennabeo April 8, 2015
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dirtback day

Three days out of the week put aside for extreme dirtbaggy problems. Days are usually Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. Continue until a significance in dirtbaggy problems is achieved.
Happy Dirtback Day! Every Mon, Tues and Thurs.
by Dirtbackinator September 21, 2015
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