Beef Dick

An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.

Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.

Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)

Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!

I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!

by Piss House March 28, 2022

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Beefed

Pronounced like Queefed but with a B.

The act of farting out of the urethra, also known as a man queef.

Yo dude i just beefed.

Who beefed their pants?

by Lambert654 October 12, 2009

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beef

another way to say hate

That guy has beef with us

by Rick.a September 16, 2023

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Beefing

The righteous act of being in the bathroom while in a heavily altered state of mind while having already gone number 2 then proceeding to pass out on the bathroom floor without flushing

I went to check on homeboy and he was beefing hard, dookie stewin, pants around ankles, dick hanging, passed out on the ground

by DanielBilly June 13, 2022

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Squirble Beef

You stand in a chalked on the floor circle, and you squirble by performing weird hand, head, neck, arm, leg movements to see who squirbles the best.
After determining who wins the squirble (Squirble can go indefinitely if nobody pulls out something that's extra ordinary and out does everyone) the winner starts the beef.

The winner chooses the fellow Squirbler to attack and does them dirty. The circle continues until the beefing is boring.

Yo lets go Squirble Beef tonight?

My grandma wanted to Squirble on this Beef.

by RufusPuffyMarshmallow May 21, 2024

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