beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

Eef Beef

A name for a male who has who both homosexual tendencies and a sexual obsession with any women named shannon. The eef beef is most commonly found in its natural habitat, Burger King, where it has been known to consume 100 of thousands of burgers.

“Look at all those cheeseburgers fatass”
“You want some Shannon don’t you eef beef”
“How many cheese burgers can you eat homo”

by John Roseman January 31, 2024

Beef

(Beef two mean iij NHS polar opposite of another

For instance, if I was to work at Taco Bell and someone was ordering a quesadilla, I would ask them if they wanted beef, chicken, etc. But if your in the Hawaiian islands and a bruhdah walks up to you and says: how, what? You like beef? Just know that in your immediate future this man is gonna swing on you!

by ButteStrong March 2, 2020

Beef stroganoff

The act of strokeing the hard penis of oneself or another. Used as an “low key” way of saying I’m going to beet my shit crazy stile.

I am going to make your mother preform the reverse beef stroganoff on me tonight.

by Inquiring March 19, 2024

Berlin Beef Kebab

A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.

Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.

by Larry Spagbol February 19, 2012

Beef Churret

Beef Churret is like a beef soup stew with beef and churret. It allows people to enter the 5th dimension via alcohol pensioning and STDs. This holy item was gifted by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH himself.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Guy: Beef Churret

Literally everyone: Yoooo same I felt that one

by anonymous May 6, 2022