Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö

Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

by Stefantastic November 23, 2021

West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA

O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!

by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022

Nutta soup

1. An inversion of the old school saying soup to nuts
Complete satisfaction with something…
2. To pose as a question: nutta soup?

(Another soup?)

How was the buffet? Nutta soup! Or waiter to customer : nutta soup? (Another soup?)

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Ohio Soup Kitchen

When seven homeless butch lesbians, have a Gangbang in the back of a Ford Ranchero.

OMG! Did you smell that Ohio Soup Kitchen!!!

by MissHeels November 14, 2023

Fell for the soup

To naively walk into a setup or situation that's embarrassing or ends badly, especially when trying to be helpful, kind, or unsuspectingly cooperative. Usually implies that the person should have known better, but got blindsided anyway. Often due to being too nice, too trusting, or just not thinking it through.

“She swore her ex was ‘just a friend.’ Fell for the soup hard.”

“Manager asked if I could ‘just stay 10 minutes late.’ Two hours later… yeah, I fell for the soup.”

“He promised he just needed a ride across town. Ended up dragging me to three different stops. Fell for the soup.”

by poisondaggers September 26, 2025

soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022

Greek soup

A collection of as many Greek letters as possible in a mathematical thesis, intended to give the reader a firm impression of the author being smart, rather than conveying the same information in a more meaningful way. The Greek soup is often found in LaTeX generated pdfs using the Computer Modern typeface.

Oh my, what a beautiful Greek soup! That person must be really clever.

by TheShadowKing May 27, 2018