horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025

Trojan horse cock

A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer

Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock

by jon snow123 December 22, 2017

Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 3, 2022

horse poor

adj. used to describe someone (often a man in a relationship with a horsegirl/woman) who probably makes a decent salary and would be otherwise well off is but broke due to excessive spending on horses (often to appease the horse-crazed wishes of the horsegirl/woman).

source: riley savage (8:13 Shirts That Go Hard Tier List—HIVEMIND UNLIMITED)
his source: no clue he might've made it up on the spot

1: hey man can i borrow $20
2: nah brother i'm broke i just spent $20K on Majestic Prince Beanie Belle Btamble Moonstar 2
1: that better not be another fucking horse dude
2: tf do you think
1: man u could be living good but u horse poor

by WHENTHEBOMBGOES December 30, 2023

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019

horse crazy

A chick (or dude) who likes to fornicate with horses.

"Man Janette sure is horse crazy!"
"Dan is really into women who are horse crazy"

by TheGreatBambino22 November 14, 2017