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Beef

To be homosexual, effeminate or a general derogatory reference
"Gosh i didn't realise your father was a beefer!!"
"Running the half distance is just beef! Only girls can do stuff like that!"
by Le_Feltchere August 15, 2006
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beef

to give someone beef is to give them lair
Don't cut me beef coz i will slice it and i will dice it!
by Dougie H May 27, 2005
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beef

a brown meaty substance that comes from cows. normally eaten by humans and kangaroos. can also be know as stake. also a term for fat
mmmmmm steak

hey look at your beefy mam
by ecaugdwjhd May 30, 2005
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Misteree beef

A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.
Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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Beef On Toast

A Food that means Confidence and Spirituality For Musicians. Some Musicians MUST have it before their gigs.
Holland Fight Zoo, A band That Demands It.

" We need Beef On Toast, Or we Cant Play. It Limits our Creativity."
by FUNGMAN SHU April 6, 2007
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beef hucker

one who talks a lot of shit to create beef
our party was goin good till bill the beef hucker showed up and got layed out
by TeamDragonforcE December 12, 2007
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beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.
me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!
by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008
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