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Man Disease

The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.
When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.
by marshalynn January 11, 2011
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man gunt

Basically a fat cunt with a big gut hanging over their genitals. See gunt, commonly referring to women when it really should be a gender neutral term as any fat cunt with a big gut has a GUNT
Look at that glorious man gunt hanging out. Zero hecks.
by Zerohecks September 17, 2018
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Metaphor Man

Metaphor man is the worst rapist in the world. Raping over i cant even count my best estimate is one trillion. You never want to walk upon the metaphor man in the hood. He got shootas, aks and more. He has a bunch of dungeons.
Yo homie you seen on the news metaphor man
hell yeah my doors staying locked
by Metaphorman April 22, 2020
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ingredient man

one who works with and is especially familiar with ingredients. also is generally distinguished by the ability to enrich uranium-235 using a microwave and Land o' Lakes butter. also used as an insult, to be used only against foes due to its highly offensive manner.
shut up you....ingredient man

damn it, ingredient man, you kicked my ass again!
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
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man jock

When you're at the gym and another guy starts staring at you like you would prefer women too. This usually progresses into a bromance filled with compliments such as.

"Bro, do you compete in fitness shows?"

"Wow, breh, you got some cannons there breh, how'd you get them?"

"Ah brah you look amazing brah, whats your body fat percentage?"
I was at the gym getting a double at five hundred on deads and all they guys started man jocking.

When I put up four plates on bench this dime pieces boyfriend started to man jock. It was fulfilling.
by HasanAbulFez October 10, 2013
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Cape man

A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads
Take your cape off and stop playing cape man
by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019
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poopoo man

the most dangerous dude in the world, sometimes used in memes and jokes.
bro close your mouth when you sleep, the poopoo man gon get to your dreams you dumbfuck
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