Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.

Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage”

by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)

The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.

by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011

Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.

I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.

by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022

Texas Marriage

Childhood Marriage

"Yeah bro, Her Dad Married Us ... She was like 7 ... Texas Marriage"

by Rafa tha God January 18, 2023

Texas Vacuum

When one put their partner's dick in their ass, collects shit particles, and gives head to them, swallowing the shit particles.

"Hey Sean, want to try the Texas Vacuum tonight?"

by Adamtheghoul April 24, 2025

texas chilibutt

when you eat a load of Tex Mex and 10 minutes later your rushing to the bathroom almost splashing the whole toilet bowl and oozing liquid out your ass uncontrollably!!

I ate Taco Bell and god damn the texas chilibutt was on! excuse the mess, please and thank you!!

by Mike McAndrews didly didly May 21, 2018