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Michigan Snow Cone 

When there's enough snow on your back porch (read: October to May), get a bowl, fill it with snow, and pour Maple syrup on it. You'll need 3-4 layers to make it snow cone consistency.
Yo, snow day!!! Ready for some delicious Michigan Snow Cones?
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Michigan snow drift 

The act of cumming in the anus of your other half, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her vagina, then continuing intercourse until the nut is a fine cream, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her mouth.
"Sorry I couldn't make it to work today, the wife wanted me to give her a Michigan snow drift."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."
She is a very beautiful and physically gifted person. She has an amazing body and is not afraid to show it off, she is a strong athlete but has bad shoulder pain and her back come out further than a Tesco delivery van on Sunday afternoon. Sam is her favourite student and on special occasions her intimate lover
I have a teacher, she is such a Mrs Snow
Mrs Snow by Boi if mystery June 8, 2019

blastin snow turtles 

Friend: what are you doing?

ME: I'm blastin snow turtles.

Making snow angels 

A euphemism for when someone snorts cocaine
Hey chad did you end up making snow angels at the party yesterday? People said you got fucked up

marine snow 

Something Jake Adams made up to impress Rosie
marine snow by Onshore Chicken September 10, 2019