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Shower

not a shower like water, but a shower like you show something
"wow his penis is very small" - kennedy

"i'm not a shower, im a grower" - John
by yungpapí December 14, 2019
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Shower

A shower is for when you need to use the bathroom, shit and piss in the shower
by HeyeyeueywuwywjsdhPISSSHITONME December 23, 2019
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Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower
I got this post shower energy flowing through me
by The energy guy December 30, 2019
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Slip in the shower

A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.
You are telling me to die?” “How about slip in the shower!”
by I have die January 25, 2020
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Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"
by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020
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surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.
daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
by redheads are hot May 8, 2020
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Jamaican Shower

When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.
Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.
by matt_rage May 18, 2020
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