when one gets stressed out and is in need of releasing stress by jacking off (also known as masturbating).
hahaha, you should rage-jack!
by Montelonti April 16, 2011

Raging over things while being pregnant. Particularly on Facebook or other social areas where more people than one's your significant other (who signed up for that shit) can see.
Wife - "Those fuckers sent a crib with a defect and only gave me a 25% credit?!?! I should complain to my husband so he can straighten this shit out. No, fuck that, I'm going to just post how angry I am on Facebook so all my friends can be just as miserable as me!"
*Posts it on Facebook, tags husband*
Everyone at work the next day, to husband - "Dude, you're wife is prego-raging hardcore."
Husband - "FML"
*Posts it on Facebook, tags husband*
Everyone at work the next day, to husband - "Dude, you're wife is prego-raging hardcore."
Husband - "FML"
by ThisIsHowItIs May 2, 2012

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by Urmom740 April 23, 2018

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.
Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011

Rage is usually an angry white kid screamin because he died playing fortnite. Or his mom gave him a slap on his wrist and the kids wants to die and claims him life is shit
white kid: *dies on fortnite
OOOOOOOHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOD NOOOOOO
Mom: billy shut your white ass up and stop the rage
OOOOOOOHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOD NOOOOOO
Mom: billy shut your white ass up and stop the rage
by Bihwhat June 23, 2018

Nut-rage (noun) -When a male becomes uncontrollable with hostile and aggression because of the increased testosterone from not having an orgasm in a set period of time. Usually self-indused and intentional.
The relaxed bonobo monkey was eaten alive by a chimp with nut-rage.
Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.
The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.
Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.
The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.
Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
by Dabeast22 March 30, 2019
