by Lyssa.Uchiez November 17, 2016
Get the Pimpnessmug. A financially independant man that legally has 4 wives like Prophet Muhammad SAW & handles all of them with care
by anonymous February 16, 2021
Get the Pimpmug. “When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”
-Andy Noel-
-Andy Noel-
“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor “PimpaSniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.” That’s A Pimp Sniper
by Saint Noel September 16, 2021
Get the Pimp Snipermug. A pimp is a person who controls prostitute's and gets a cut of there money in return the pimp becomes rich and mainly pimps sell and do alot of drugs aswell.
hey, look at that pimp over there hes got all da bitches and all da cash, i wanna be like him someday!
by pimpassfool March 2, 2020
Get the Pimpmug. by pimp69696969696969 November 10, 2020
Get the pimpmug. Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
Get the to pimpmug.