Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.
Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.
by Lonely in Lyons July 12, 2010
A part man, bear, and pig being. This is a freakish looking being that can only show its face during the day, because at night it becomes a very ugly, human...eww..gross.. I know this is very scary. This ugly being could just stay as a man bear pig instead of this ugly human form. If seen, do not approach, as man bear pig will pluck your eyes out and eat you.. Shes a bastard..
by J J December 07, 2006
by Pig Faced Jerk December 07, 2005
Hey, there's that slam pig Riiyna that works @ the local bar and bangs every dude with drugs, alcohol or a sick moment of desperation."
by GGUY213 April 09, 2010
Scum pig is different from ordinary pig. It’s the latest creation from The Red Neck laboratory. It combined the ordinary characteristics from the White pig and the Black pig. The result is successful, however, the pig is only allowed to be produced in Australia and New Zealand. The main reason is the smell of pig is horrible and only the native aboriginals and Maori can tolerate it.
by Skinny honky August 27, 2009
by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010
by trumpheter April 13, 2023