side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.

Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025

side sugar

Someone you're seeing on the side, not your main relationship

Oh she yo' main squeeze?
Nah man, my side sugar. Just a lil sugar on the side

by Hollasteffie March 8, 2015

national side chick day

The day after valentines day , national side chick day. That being result of all the pimps and players are with there main bitchs on valentines day leaving the side chick feel some type of way so they get the day after.!!

For all side chick's near and far , we celebrate you wit national side chick day, Feb 15

by GAY GOKU February 13, 2024

side sandal

When you are walking, and your ankle turns to the side. You either look ridiculus or you fall on your ass.
-needed a word to describe this unfortunate situation.

When you see a woman in high shoes and she does not step right and her ankle rolls to the ouside.

by Erin Brown March 31, 2004

Side Piece Day

The day after Valentine’s Day. February 15th

#1: “Feb 15th coming up… What you got for your side piece on Side piece day?”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”

#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”

by WhiteOwlAKD February 12, 2024

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016