Look like a Roland

If a guy wears a withe Shirt, he looks like a Roland.

Joka: Why do you don't where a withe shirt???? We have a customer meeting today!!!

Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.

by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

chillin like a villian

Trent, 'spelt' is British English for 'spelled'.

Anyway, as said before, it's SPELT "chillin like a villAIN" not "chillin like a villian". It means you are really relaxed et cetera. like a head of a rich criminal organization

"What are you doing?"
"Chillin' like a villain"

by Kay May 26, 2004

I like turtles

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

blob-like thing

Something with a lot of curves and no particular form other than being a, well, blob. Quite insulting to be called one. Also insulting to have your artwork called one.

"He's a rather blob-like thing."
Her fancy abstract artwork was more of a blob-like thing.

by Gabbrette Karma September 17, 2013

Ron Likes Bussy

Ron Likes Bussy is a term from discord

Ron likes bussy everyday he loves it so much

by Ronmen June 30, 2022

sizzle like bacon

A performance, usually as a means of self-humiliation, in which a person lies on the floor and "sizzles" or shakes in a seizure-like manner.

Greg: If you don't take this shot, then you have to sizzle like bacon.

by 4Ling1 May 28, 2014