Jimmy Butler

An mf who gets payed millions to play basketball, but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee.

Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?

Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh J
immy Butler: Did someone say coffee?

Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend

Jimmy Butler by wORSHIpWarship684 May 1, 2024

Jimmy Bigon 

When a person tries to gaslight you, but beyond anything anyone would even remotely believe. Like gaslighting on steroids.

Man, my chick tried to do a Jimmy Bigon on me the other day, she said her Ayahuasca experience gave her gonorrhea so we couldn't have sex.

Jimmy Bigon by The scholarly crack head May 28, 2024

Jimmy Bigon 

This is the ultimate gaslighting event. When you're telling gas lighting stories Beyond Preposterous ridiculousness. Gas lighting on steroids

My girl seem to believe me when I told her that I caught gonorrhea from my ayahuasca ceremony. That's the best Jimmy Bigon I've ever used

Jimmy Bigon by The scholarly crack head May 28, 2024

Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum 

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.

Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.

Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024

jimmy boopkins 

the best family friendly youtuber who does collabs with frederick wilson

my favorite youtuber is jimmy boopkins!

jimmy boopkins by shichcabob June 10, 2024

Jimmy urine pee bottle 

When jimmy urine peed in a bottle drank it and let steve righ also drink it!

“Timothy Charlemagne eats the famous dish ratatouille every evening while watching pornography while drinking out of the infamous Jimmy urine pee bottle.”

Jimmy urine pee bottle by freaky.sebastian June 18, 2024

Jimmy Buckets 

An emo who is surprisingly good at basketball

Guy 1: Jimmy Buckets just drained a 3 just like how I drained my balls on your moms face last night.

Jimmy Buckets by desdeploy June 19, 2024