Jake

The most kind person ever he’s cute but sometimes a dick. Once in a while he has his tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants. But most of the time he’s funny and caring and he cares for all of his friends EVEN THO HES AN ASS

Girl: who is that
Me: Jake
Girl: he’s cute
Me: yah but he’s a asshole

by Arian00 May 4, 2018

Jake

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"

by Adubbxx February 14, 2018

Jake Abbott

The best guy on the planet, super hot and handsome, extremely generous, caring and is the biggest sweetheart you'll ever find, he may not look like it at first but if you get to know him you'll find out that Jake is the best friend you could ask for a freind from heaven, he will do anything to make the ones he cares for smile 24/7, he's protective and funny, he's reliable and has the best listening ear when you have a problem, always willing to have a fun time, adventurous and not one to be boring, no matter how bad a situation is go to Jake he'll do everything possible to fix it, he can see the good side to even the darkest of times, if you haven't found a Jake abbott go out and find one and become his freind it'll be the best decision you could make

Me-OMG my boyfriend broke up with me * crying* I hate my life

*Jake sees me and walks over*
*i tell him what happened* *he sits down besides me & gives me a hug*
Jake Abbott- look your amazing and he's an idiot for breaking up with you it's truly his loss your the perfect girlfriend your constantly calling and texting him, your beautiful, and incredible, caring, he missed out on the best relationship of his life and if you want I'll go teach him a lesson cheer up okay we're gunna hang out and make you feel better okay

by Semi on em January 3, 2017

Jake+Aric

Real niggas. That's it

An that song so jake+aric.

by Holbrark February 5, 2017

jake camponella

a ginger nigga with a little dick and cant hold a gf for more than a week

holy shit, its jake camponella! i heard his dick is like a tic-tac

by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019

jake camponella

a ginger nigga with a little dick and cant hold a gf for more than a week

holy shit, its jake camponella! i heard his dick is like a tic-tac

by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019

Jake

Jake is a dickhead who shoots up heroine on the bathroom floor of his ex girlfriends apartment while placing a fish on his head. He is also the person who would shoot up a school and forget how to use a gun.

Jake is a piece of meth baby shit

by Loverboyyyzzz December 4, 2019