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jacob is a sweaty bitch
damn, jacob is extra wet today
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Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.
"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."
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Someone who is rlly fit and overall healthy and good looking. Someone to be around and just a stand up guy, probably packing
Person 1: That guy looks like a Jacob
Person 2: yeah i can definitely see it look how good he looks
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he loves to see naked guys and kiss them, hes so down bad form mexican girls, he loves toes and feet he will get any chance to suck some toes when it comes to those things and he loves dick in his butt
omg did u see jacob hes so slay
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A really nice guy if you are nice to him. Is often hyper and made fun of by his teachers and classmates. He is selfless and would go to great lengths to help others. He treats his friends like royalty and is pretty down to earth. Loves playing video games and being active. Doesn't have very many friends. Not always cute at first sight. Is very comical and will make people laugh, even if it at him because he wants everyone to have a good time, even if he isn't.
Joe: Yo Jacob, how you doing?
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.
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The name of someone that is either really kind, caring and selfless or a spoiled self-centered moron that always thinks they're above everyone else.
Senario 1
"hey i'm Jacob and you're ugly"
Senario 2
"Hey,Im Jacob, whats your name?"
by Half As Funny April 11, 2022
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A Jacob can either be tall and have brunette or black hair or blonde and can either brown or blue eyes and can also be omeone who can either be nice and chill in situations that he feels comfortable in or be shy and quiet other traits are he can be very Athletic and hide it or Seem very calm but deep down be fill with rage another thing about jacobs is there angry issues which can lead them to breaking things the The last distinguished Trait is when is pressure situation is when they can succeed the most jacobs can either be a introvert and be inside playing video games or be the most outdoorsy person of all time
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