Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear July 31, 2021

Goat Piss

Rocco Czaja

Goat Piss: Rocco Czaja is eggs eggs tension

by HitlarSimp69420 April 26, 2021

Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.

Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!

by AM© July 3, 2025

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018

Goat

Angel Marquise Andrade is the Only goat on the planet

Look at how goat that guy is.

by Goat Sike January 14, 2020

goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!

Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law

by King mammal August 31, 2018

Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017