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Therapist Friend

A person (mainly teenagers) who is the “Therapist” of the friend group that they are in. Most therapist friends end up being assigned that role unwillingly after one to many vents being told and their response being help. Sadly, most therapist friends suffer with their mental health but have no one to go to because they are the person people go to.

Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.

ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT
“Wow, why does Kai seem so stressed?”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”
by funkyfrogbait August 8, 2023
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Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own
by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
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Keyhole Friend

A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.
Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.
by sgegx April 17, 2018
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beer friend

also: beerfriend,

abbrv: bf
plural: beer friends, beerfriends

much like a beer buddy but closer reletionship. a beer friend is also somebody that gets your girlfriend jealous when your going out for the night without her. specially boys night out.
her: and you!! where do you think you 're going?! meeting again your beer friend and drink all night??!!
me: well ofcourse yes!! stay there, behave!!
by dex123456 January 4, 2017
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dwarves with friends

To play words with friends with the goal of getting a lower score than your opponent.

Note: Only works if your opponent knows there playing dwarves with friends
broatchy played 'at' for 2 points in dwarves with friends
by STRuggling April 30, 2011
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crypto friend

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.
My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 21, 2023
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White Friend

A Caucasian ally, companion, or compatriot accompanying a non-white person or a group of non-white people (mostly Black or Latinx, but really any shade darker than white); who interacts with law enforcement on behalf of the non-white friend, group, or carpool; acting as the threshold between his/her friends and possible police brutality and violence.

Ideally, the white friend appears as non-threatening to police and is a smooth talker. Sometimes, he/she will be subjected to some abuse, but normally not to the extent that their non-white friends statistically and numerically would experience from the same police officers for similar alleged infractions (however, the white friend could still very much wind up killed, so it can be extremely dangerous).

It is highly recommended for a non-white person living in the United States to have a trustworthy white friend for safety reasons.
“Dear lord, Tarik! How did you manage to get away alive after that traffic stop with the burned out taillight? I’ve seen some BAD things from the police in Syracuse, Minneapolis, Portland, et al..”

“Well, Jeremy was my white friend driving the car, and he told the cop that it was getting fixed for inspection on Thursday. Jeremy also mentioned visiting Germany a few years ago, then the cop only gave us a warning and we drove off.”

“Hold up. Jeremy talked about visiting Germany, and the cop just let you guys go??”

“Yeah! I asked Jeremy why he brought up Germany like that, and he explained that every fascist cop ALWAYS geeks out about Germany. With their interests in Nazis, the Holocaust, and whatnot.”

“That’s fucked up, Tarik. But I’m glad you’re okay. And Jeremy seems like a good white friend to have.”
by DeekBosko April 14, 2021
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