five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.

Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.

by aint that the truth July 18, 2018

FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025

FIVE

You have five fingers on your hand just count

What number is that

Oh it number five

by #13 rocks June 1, 2018

Five Finger Tate Punch

When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion

Joey asked this fat chick for a Five Finger Tate Punch, and he’ll never cum another way again

by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023

Filthy Five

The coolest girls you will ever meet. A bad bitch girl gang that includes five powerful chicks.

Person A : Did you see the filthy five at that party? They all looked bang.

Person B : Omg, yeah! I wish I was in the filthy five.

squad girl gang daddy booty

by Ttrich101 June 10, 2016

five good twos

five meaning a set of five good twos, in which case you have five twos that add up to ten

lil nig: Rate dat ho over there
me: I’ll give her a five, five good twos 🤣

by jeen yuhs March 11, 2022

parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020