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Facebook Jizz

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.
Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.
by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014
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Facebook Slut

An individual who frequently adds people on Facebook whom they have never met.
"Damn... 2,000 Facebook friends? There's no way he knows that many people... What a Facebook Slut."
by What_the_hell_was_that January 11, 2013
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Facebook popular

One whom talks and flirts with others on the Facebook website. Usually a nobody in real life. More than likely made to make jokes about on the site. Photo usually appears on reddit later in life.
"She is disgusting. Why would she post a photo of herself with her ratchet boyfriend online, and why is it getting so facebook popular?"
"She is a loser in reality, and all those 'likes' and 'comments' just make herself feel better about herself."
"Oh, that makes sense."
"Yeah, everyone is just liking it because she looks like a horse."
by Ermargurd! December 8, 2012
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Facebook Fib

To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.
Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"

Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010
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Facebook Wars

When two people are not friends on Facebook, yet they take stabs at each other through their status updates, making them public for the other party to see.
Facebook Wars:

Mary Smith: Really hates when people like YOU stalk my page, get a life and quit stalking mine!

Jane Doe: Your life is not THAT interesting for me to stalk, get over yourself!
by Laughing at Everyone January 12, 2012
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Facebook Poke

A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.
"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."

"Why's that?"

"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"

"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"

"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"

"Is that what love means to you?"
by TonerBaloner September 23, 2020
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facebook trap

When you go on facebook to check something really fast, but as soon as you are about to log out, someone messages you on chat and sucks you into wasting an hour talking to them about nothing.
Guy1: Dude where were you last night? you missed the game
Guy2: Sorry man, I went to check my facebook and I got facebook trapped
by fb junkie September 19, 2011
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