Dylan

Absolute legend, pulls all the hoes and real g, must be treated with respect

Look at that Dylan, legend

by Dyllieburke November 22, 2021

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dylan

dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")

"Theres Dylan!"
"OH god no...."

by thesearealljokeslol September 23, 2020

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Dylan

Dylan is the name given to the kid at school who eats his own boogers and sniffs his fingers after scratching his bum.

If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.

That Dylan bloke, he's so fucked.

by whitefalcon123 January 17, 2022

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daddy dylan

dylan is so phucking hot. hes probs the most hot guy you will ever see.

did you see daddy dylan packing

by not dylan22 October 14, 2020

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Dylan

A man that gets more bitches than any other man. He is a very kind and respectable man whose presence enlightens any room. He will steal anyone's girl at the speed of light and do a quickie so fast that it will demolish any girl's hole.

Guy 1: Hey Dylan! Where's my girl at?
Dylan: Oh, sorry. I stole her from you.

by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024

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