deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.

D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."

by kelledin August 22, 2018

Deep dog

Going balls deep in a dog while humping it doggy style.

Dustin- “Do you remember that gay guy Chis deep dogging his dog Caleb in the middle of the park?”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”

by I’mDrunkOnYourMomsBreastmilk September 13, 2018

deep dog

Going balls deep inside a dog while humping it doggy style.

Dustin- “Do you remember seeing the homosexual guy Chris doing it deep dog style with his dog Caleb at the park”
Josh- “Duh! I touch myself to that thought every night.”

by I’mDrunkOnYourMomsBreastmilk September 14, 2018

deep dog

Going balls deep in a dog while humping it doggy style.

Dustin- “Do you remember that guy Chis deep dogging his dog Caleb in the middle of the park?”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”

by I’mDrunkOnYourMomsBreastmilk September 14, 2018

Deep Dish

When you stick your tongue deep inside a woman's vaginal channel.

"Oh, yes baby! Deep Dish that pussy!"

by TiranKandros September 22, 2018

Deep sea nuke

Is when you propel shit out your ass underwater at the speed of sound and the shit jumps up over the waters surface creating a shitstorm

"Dude dont go in the water i just dropped a deep sea nuke"
"Oh Yeah i see the shitstorm dude"

by Deep sea NUKER October 22, 2018

Decepticron

Bugs that appear super dank yet in reality they are less than good.

Tim came with some super duper but in reality it was decepticron . looked dank but was crap

by Yruyur October 26, 2018