Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.

I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !

Cure-to-the-common-cold by nouns June 10, 2011

Five Quarters Cold 

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

Five Quarters Cold by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011

Bean is cold 

When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.

girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!

Bean is cold by lovesdinosaurs28 November 10, 2012

woke up in a cold sweat 

To wake up in a cold sweat is to wake up suddenly in the middle of the night due to the remembering of an anxious moment in your life.

Man last night night I woke up in a cold sweat remembering how those gangsters last summer almost decided to off me!

woke up in a cold sweat by Yongundong April 24, 2017

Real life Cold Call 

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

Real life Cold Call by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

blue with cold 

chiefly British, of a person or body part
: blue from being exposed to cold for too long

Her hands and feet are blue with cold. He was shivering and blue from the cold.

blue with cold by itatí June 25, 2017

brutal head cold

When you're too hung-over from celebrating and have a nasty head-ache.

Sorry I can't make it to work today, I have a brutal head cold

brutal head cold by NoMercyEh December 21, 2017