South Georgia Mud Mask

Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.

"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"

by Frostyfries December 15, 2022

Alabama Mud Slushee

When you are banging your girl in the ass, but her colon is full of shit, so you drop chipped ice in it and proceed to bang it furiously, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee...

Man, my chick's colon was so full of shit, I just dropped chipped ice into her butthole and banged it furiously to create an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome!

by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025

Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024

Chop mud

A rendezvous at the hotel with 300$ worth of Taco Bell to shove up your ass.

Kevin do you want to chop mud tonight while my wife is out of town?

by Dickless isle August 22, 2024

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Mud Turkey

An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.

”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”

”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it”

by SapphoPrime August 20, 2024

make mud

The act of urinating into someone's butthole.

Sarah: "He wants to pee in my butt!"
Darren: "Ah. Sounds like somebody wants to make mud."

by buddymuddy May 4, 2018