Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

by la dude July 21, 2018

best friend

someone who is loyal to you &’ will always be there for you. they treat you perfect &’ laugh with you. when ur not on good terms they’ll still treat you with respect. they don’t go behind your back &’ switch up. they’ll check in on you all the time &’ do whatever they can to make you happy. just like isabella mccarthy <3

“who’s your best friend?”
“it’s isabella mccarthy duh!”

by hannie11 August 2, 2018

Best friend

That one person that you can have a whole conversation with without even opening your mouth

Yeah I know she’s upset, she’s my best friend

by Ksicroapio February 2, 2019

Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own

My friend is a friend pet

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.

Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018

worst friend

the friend who is trouble maker and use others as a shield to hide their mistakes, they are one of most lousy, pathetic and useless bum

maxi is the worst friend you can have because she is a trouble maker and useless bum.

by oliviakiss May 30, 2018

Friends in Denial

A relationship between a guy and a girl which has clearly gone far beyond the level of being friends. They text, video chat, hang out, go out together, make out, have been to bed together at least once (most likely they do it all the time....The Sex part). Their feelings for each other are obvious but one party is in denial (most of the time it is the girl) and says their just ‘friends’ but it’s clear to everyone that they are not.

Girl 1: “Hey Nainika, I hear that you and Rishi are together now”

Nainika: “No. We are just friends”

Girl 2: *whispers to girl 1* “They are friends in denial. She always denying it but they are always together, one time a guy walked in on them doing it in the students room.”

Girl 1: “My goodness!”

by Morethanfriends May 31, 2018