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Nerd Oath

I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert
Its true i mean after all its the nerd oath
by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010
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Na ihr nerds?

Greeting used by German politician Philipp Amthor, becoming a meme after being used by German YouTuber Rezo.
Na ihr Nerds? Habt auch ihr Lust, von mir zerstört zu werden? - Philipp Amthor
by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022
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Nerd-Rat

When someone who works in professional services (lawyers,doctors, accountants.. etc) is over studious and over achieving and makes others look worse and thus makes them work harder.

Typically seen in public accounting.
SG (tax accountant): hey Bro, you here JM asked for more work from the managers & partners. He said he still had capacity working only 60 hour weeks. Wants to up to 80.

DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking Nerd-Rat. *bangs fist on table*

SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.

DB: Your a fucking nerdrat

SG: fuck you. Nerdrat
by NOTACPA May 21, 2020
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Nerd

Nerd stands for Never Ending Reading Disorder. In other words nerds are people who love reading and want to never stop reading.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!
by Captain Blackbeard Kidd October 31, 2019
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Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.
Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?
by escyr August 19, 2024
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nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.
P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021
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Nerd

A nerd is a highly intelligent being. They are smarter than average and enjoy learning about certain/all topics. And no, they are not all just people wearing tucked shirts, suspenders, glasses, button-up shirts, skinny jeans etc (while they can it is rare). Nerds come in all forms, athletic, ugly, pretty, fat, skinny, black, white, asian, strong, weak, annoying, you name it. Not all, but many nerds are a social outcast. A person i would associate this label with is young sheldon
John: hey nerd! do my math homework!
by dinner7 March 11, 2025
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