fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de

omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

Fake Thot

An oxymoron

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023

faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

Fake Aight

When you think something or a situation is fine but lowkey its not. Its barely decent. Barely acceptable.

Bro this girl looks aight right?
Nah bro, she Fake Aight

by FlipFlopHipHop February 4, 2024

fake words

the definition of urban dictionary

bro: how many fake words are there on the ud?
you: uhm, way too many lmfao

by Arxify April 18, 2023

fake G

opposite of top G

man 1 : yo you saw his IG? he's been doing crazy cool shit lately like a G.

man 2: nah bruv. he is faking all those so call cool shit. he borrow cash from others to flex on IG pretending he's rich and G. that my friend is what a fake G look like.

by dude KO May 7, 2023

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023