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Mharc No-Nerd

When your best friend mharc not mark, wears glasses and meets nerds, takes them off and says "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd"
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JJ-"Guys have a nerd off"
Guys-"Bet"
Mharc-*Takes glasses off* "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd!"
by Reizirth December 11, 2024
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Nerd

Nerd stands for Never Ending Reading Disorder. In other words nerds are people who love reading and want to never stop reading.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!
by Captain Blackbeard Kidd October 31, 2019
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nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.
P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021
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Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.
Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?
by escyr August 19, 2024
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Sweaty Nerd

by Aquil_ November 30, 2023
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Andy the nerd

Divine creature that protects all and everything
Andy the nerd won the rap battle against Joey the bully
by Andy the nerd October 8, 2020
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Nerd

A slur designed by retarded people to hate on non-retarded people out of jealousy for not being retarded.
I enjoy calling people who are better than me nerds because I’m a sub 80 IQ retard and sad about it
by blahblahblah29 June 11, 2025
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