Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY
Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019
Get the Cade Longmug. 
by PlotagonRocks September 21, 2020
Get the So long, Kinga Bowser!mug. A Vietnamese boy
Nguyen Viet Long aka Long Lou from Ba Dinh - My Linh's beau.
A boy that is usually funny at most times, very smart and loves video games. His top 3 favorite fruits are watermelon, longan, and jackfruit. He's like a walking sunshine but likes the color black. He's super sweet and super caring in love, but sometimes also mean/evil. Waking him up is like poking a sleeping dragon with a stick - not recommended.
Nguyen Viet Long aka Long Lou from Ba Dinh - My Linh's beau.
A boy that is usually funny at most times, very smart and loves video games. His top 3 favorite fruits are watermelon, longan, and jackfruit. He's like a walking sunshine but likes the color black. He's super sweet and super caring in love, but sometimes also mean/evil. Waking him up is like poking a sleeping dragon with a stick - not recommended.
by My Linh January 1, 2024
Get the Viet Longmug. 
lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug. by Brody The Goat20 May 2, 2024
Get the Long Nose Boogermug.