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Waffling

When someone is chatting a load of rubbish and says random things. They keep talking non-stop about irrelevant things. Most of the time they're confused about what they say.
Camilla: I bought jeans from FashionNova then i bought a shirt last week. Actually i bought a dress last week, and boots 2 weeks ago. Nah..i think i bought boots last week as well.

Layla: Stop waffling b!
by SkraaaaPapA February 1, 2018
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Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.
by twew March 10, 2021
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Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
by Marine007 December 1, 2022
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Pot waffle

Marijuana leaves baked into a Belgian-style breakfast food.
Mary Jane, a girl on the go, gets her high and breakfast with a pot waffle in the morning.
by Catsweaters5 April 29, 2016
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Blue waffle

Ali brewer is the reason blue waffles is a thing.
by Anonymous1875319 June 24, 2022
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Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”
by Gspspinone January 11, 2023
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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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