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Bitch waffle

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023
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waffle dick

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
by Shrome July 9, 2023
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Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere
I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy
by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018
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Waffle

To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal
Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.
by VAKI5 August 18, 2003
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secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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american waffle

When a girl has a blue waffle and is on her period and gets cream pied by her boyfriend.
Ex: Stan ate his girlfriends american waffle.
by Zaven Hoshigami November 28, 2017
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Waffles

Waffles are Pancakes with abs
No questions needed
"I want Pancakes with abs"
"Don't you mean waffles?"
by LifeSucks101 June 10, 2018
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