Vagina Taco

This is a multipart version of foreplay, and will only be enjoyed by people with a certain fetish.
Step 1: Spred the vagina lips far apart from one another and have your partner take a dump inside. This will act as the "shell" of the taco
Step 2: have your partner put their dick/finger in the vagina to push the shit down. This will act as the "meat" of the taco
Step 3: have your partner pee in the vagina hole and have them mix the piss and shit in the vagina with their finger or dick. This is the "cheese" of the taco.
Step 3: have your partner cum in the hole and, again mix the combination together. This will act as the sauce of the taco
Step 4: Finally, have your partner eat the "taco" until nothing is left. You can choose to have sex after this or not

Man 1: Sara let me give her a vagina taco last night! It was awesome!
Man 2: That's gross!!!
Man 1: You will never understand, you don't have the same fetishes as me

by Pussydestoyer6969 February 7, 2015

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Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007

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Alex has a vagina

When a person you know, whose name is Alex, acts as a girl. You can shout "Alex has a vagina" in public places such as kebab shops and pizzerias after nights-out in order to let the world know.

Hey guys, did you know that Alex has a vagina?

Alex has a vagina sang by at least 5 people

by Huyarich June 24, 2016

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