Ur Mom

What can i say except, Your mom. She's beautiful and Hot <3 Milf Like.

"Me when Ur Mom"

by Rian0 March 11, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is often used as a joke when people say anything

Person a: ''What r u doing?'
Person b: 'Ur mom'

or \

whats on ur to-do list

ur mom

by UR..MOM.COM August 21, 2022

ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

by baka baka May 22, 2018

ur mom

no u

OOOOF, im gay, get a fucking life u bitch. your mom is a lady that for some reason escalates ur ass.

by jesusismysatan December 27, 2018

ur mom

a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.

can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.

also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.

person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom

person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom

by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019

Ur

ur is a short form of "your". Usually used by lazy people or fast typers

"hi stacy you left UR bag in my house come pick it up"

by hitormissbitch July 22, 2021

Ur Mom

An Offensive way to call out someone's Mother.

(earthquake happens) ̑
Someone: OMG DID YOUR MOM WALK IN THE ROOM

by finecoolguy100 October 11, 2020