A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
by Old Jed April 19, 2005
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by 8-BALL OLSON December 20, 2006
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Mysterious toilet speech: "Damn that shit took to life outta me i'm 'onna go shoot some nigger bitch in da face to show ma respects....word!"
You: "That was one extreme Negro Turd!"
You: "That was one extreme Negro Turd!"
by Bobblesmack July 31, 2006
Get the Negro Turd mug.Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight
by turd the furg April 6, 2010
Get the Turd Ferguson mug.the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.
Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
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