dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

the internet zone

similar to 'the friend zone'
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online

*over fb messenger*

'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'

*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'

by xtinaok March 10, 2015

how long do bops live without internet

They live 3 to 5 day without internet

How long do bops live without internet? Not long

by Skr41 July 2, 2024

taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.

Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.

by GDubz019 July 26, 2021

Internet Streets

Internet streets: The digital highways where netizens roam, connect, and hustle; a chaotic blend of social media, forums, and websites where everyone’s got something to say, and drama or trends can blow up in a heartbeat.

I heard on the internet streets that the new game release is gonna be epic!

by anonymous July 30, 2024

cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.

1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.

by QuartzEx April 23, 2018

Welcome to the Internet

1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.

¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around

² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!

by HERMEEEES_dawling September 3, 2023