turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.

No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?

by LtChaser December 14, 2021

left beef

Your left ball

Oh Thomas has a weird left beef

by Majestic Chair June 6, 2017

Beef

Another word for a mans penis.

“Give me the beef”

by Moosedog March 9, 2019

beef strokeoneoff

The act of subtly telling your boy that you're about to jerk off.

Son, did you see that girl!? I'm about to beef strokeoneoff.

by hashbrownham June 15, 2019

Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.

"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!

by RideBigPony August 14, 2023

XO Beef

A special meat, made with love and pork.

Laurosh: "Damn those XO Beef tastes good like hell..."
Sheytan: "Oh boy, I know. See ya soon you pork eatin' bastard."

by DonDabl June 3, 2022

Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021