Thomas' Law

The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.

Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"

Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"

by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014

Thomas Heckler

The richest and most shredded man alive. Owns a limitless amount of yachts and balconies. Is also a genius who's muscles shredded-ness is matched by no-one on earth.

Jon: "OMG, is that THE Thomas Heckler?"
Bud: "Yep, and his smallest mega yacht has 1500 balconies."

by Boodiy0 December 20, 2023

Thomas

Massive Cock

Gheez have you slept with Thomas before.
Nah but apparently he has a Massive Cock

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Thomas

A great guy gentle, has alought of anxiety, is a great freind and boyfreind, and very open anout himself

Hi thomas

by Loser93 May 23, 2019

thomas atkinson

A right geeza who thinks he is cool and the best person ever. He shows off and has a thousand friends because he's so special and weird. Send him some help. Thanks

Person 1:Thomas Atkinson , my g!!
Person 2: you alright?!?!

by Me yeh January 26, 2018

Thomas core

Thomascore: when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas

A piano just fell on that guy’s head! That’s so Thomas core

by RedMoonRising January 14, 2024

Thomas Johnson

A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.

Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"

Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"

by therealverycoolbrandon July 22, 2020