Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Bone Biscuit

When a man cream pies a whore and then goes home and fucks his significant other without rinsing or giving a fuck at all “ bring that bitches cum into my bitch”

Last night I bone biscuited my wife.. it was nasty sex. She didn’t even know❤️ 🔥😂😅

by RailedNatsy November 10, 2025

Sodomy Biscuits

Only certain people can buy these biscuit due to the way people voted.

I wanted to by a packet of Sodomy Biscuits and Lurleen told me I couldn't because I voted No

by EgoMeatMachine November 28, 2023

Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.

"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"

by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020

Cunt Biscuit

A female that you cannot stand and cunt just wouldn't suffice to describe her.

She is such a cunt biscuit!!!!

by Brimmjob August 6, 2016

nanner biscuit

Another word for vagina. It originates from the southern Appalachian mountains.

That chick has some tasty nanner biscuit.

My friend and I were going to go firejumping, but he was being a nanner biscuit about it and chickend out.

by Glassblowerman May 3, 2024

Biscuit Eater

A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.

Keep an eye on my plate while I wash up, that dog's a biscuit eater.

by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023