Carrot bagging

Masturbating using self-tanner, often by accident

Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.

by Nair88 October 23, 2015

Bag Chimp

A "Bag Chimp" is a person or persons that are purely about WHATS IN THE BAG that can help me without any regard to anyone or anything, a selfish fool

That Bag Chimp didn't care about there family at all, only looking out for themselves. I can't believe he brought that Bag Chimp here asking for handouts

by Big Daddy JP February 16, 2022

Dick Bag

a.k.a. utters.

That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.

by fuckthathotass69 January 5, 2022

hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.

I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!

by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008

bag shame

Feeling of being shamed for not having/using reusable bags.

Clerk:"Did you bring your own bags?"
Me: "no"

I walked away with brown bags / plastic bags feeling "bag shamed"

by Tdall August 18, 2017

Throat bagging

(verb) - A term used to describe the action of dangling one's testicle into the throat of a willing recipient while the other man-grape stretches across the chin and onto the opposing side, completing the hideous circle.

Dude, smell that guy's breath. Do you think he was throat bagging last night???

Lucy looks like she could take a good throat bag.

by GoatBagger February 14, 2012

bag a bolts

Basically mean a car that is a Shit Box

Hey look at Justin's Car its a bag a bolts

by Mrpony03 June 10, 2018