Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

by la dude July 21, 2018

best friend

someone who is loyal to you &’ will always be there for you. they treat you perfect &’ laugh with you. when ur not on good terms they’ll still treat you with respect. they don’t go behind your back &’ switch up. they’ll check in on you all the time &’ do whatever they can to make you happy. just like isabella mccarthy <3

“who’s your best friend?”
“it’s isabella mccarthy duh!”

by hannie11 August 2, 2018

Best friend

That one person that you can have a whole conversation with without even opening your mouth

Yeah I know she’s upset, she’s my best friend

by Ksicroapio February 2, 2019

Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own

My friend is a friend pet

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.

Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018

Keyhole Friend

A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.

Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.

by sgegx April 17, 2018

worst friend

the friend who is trouble maker and use others as a shield to hide their mistakes, they are one of most lousy, pathetic and useless bum

maxi is the worst friend you can have because she is a trouble maker and useless bum.

by oliviakiss May 30, 2018