by flip flop 2.O May 14, 2019

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.
After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.
by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025

A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.
nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

by Riperonni April 27, 2025

A Sasquatch science teacher. Also known to be a push over. Also talks in a hilarious manner. He also owns a hamster. Also gives detentions to students for no reason. He is also known to not know how to teach, and have a beer gut.
Dam dude my fucking science teacher is such a Mr. Teas!!!
Man i hope this year my science teacher isn't a Mr. Teas!!
Man i hope this year my science teacher isn't a Mr. Teas!!
by teaslicker69 August 3, 2010

London Car Dealer speak: A small profit. A 'drink' is a profit, but a cup of tea isn't a real drink, like a beer, hence the profit is small.
I knocked out that Ford KA yesterday for a monkey.
Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?
Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.
Well done, that was a right sticker. Did you do alright?
Not really, I only got a cup of tea out of it, but it was wrapped round me for ages, so I was pleased to see the back of it.
by Simmywhimmy January 5, 2022

A forbidden tea is when a man goes for a jog and the dips his nut sack into a glass of warm water to give to his spouse when they are feeling sick.
by Bigboywyatt February 1, 2025
