space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022

Space Burn

When food gets freezer burnt in space

Can garlic bread get freezer burn in space? Would that be space burn?

by MyBrotherHatesThisLol September 5, 2022

Space Cadet

Someone who appears to be intoxicated but is comparatively sober. Lost in the sauce. In other words people obsessed with tick tok and watched too many cartoons as a kid. Not retarded per say. But on the way.

That space cadet Lennie won’t stop talking about Starbucks.

by Maximus Decismus Meridius September 12, 2022

SPACECAT™

An astronot cat.

SPACECAT™ was stuck on mars.

by A smart cat September 22, 2022

space

______ _____________
|* (* * * ( ) |
| * * * * * * |
| * ** |
| * * ** * * ** * ** * |
––––––––––––––––––––
this is space

space is big, space is blank

by psudonym? September 25, 2022

space period

when u use a space before a period to add character to a message. also applies to question marks and exclamation marks.

space period: what .

space question mark: wdym ?

space exclamation point: that’s certainly an outfit u wore !

by slay inc. October 3, 2022

space period

when u use a space before a period to add character to a message. also applies to question marks and exclamation marks.

space period: what .

space question mark: wdym ?

space exclamation point: that’s certainly an outfit u wore !

by slay inc. October 3, 2022