Spraying Soup

When a little fucker is laughing too damn hard in a serious situation.

"We just got word that Dave's wife was in an accident, but he's too busy spraying soup to let him know."

by SprayingTheSoup January 7, 2026

Scraping Soup

Getting the most out of what you have, despite the consequences.

"Dave has really been scraping soup recently, he'll get what he deserves."

by SprayingTheSoup January 7, 2026

breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.

"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"

by trainfan February 16, 2025

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Word Soup

A disorganized or nonsensical collection of words, often composed of jargon, buzzwords, or technical terms, strung together to give the illusion of meaningful communication but lacks coherence, substance, or logical contribution to the conversation.

When confronted about the mistake, Carlos responded with word soup: "I acknowledge that, in retrospect, unforeseen circumstances may have contributed..."-leaving everyone unsure if he actually took any blame.

by Raiden Hawk March 4, 2025

Bed Soup

Ejaculation that occurs while in a bed. Or soup that you have in bed.

I had to wash the blanket covered in bed soup.

by Uneven curtains March 16, 2025

Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup

What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.

Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”

by Kurtis Tyler O’brien November 23, 2021